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xenodile:

WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS

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Smut Sentence Starters

  • "Beg for it."
  • "I want to fuck you right now."
  • "I’m going to make it hurt."
  • "I’ll make sure you can’t walk tomorrow."
  • "Touch yourself for me."
  • "I’m your Master and you’ll do what I say."
  • "It’s not going to fit!"
  • "I’m the only one that would ever fuck you."
  • "Spread your legs for me."
  • [text] What are you wearing?
  • "Get on your knees."
  • "Did we fuck last night?"
  • "I didn’t know you were so kinky."
  • "I think you need to be spanked."
  • "You look good tied up."
  • "Put on a show for me."
  • "I’m not wearing any underwear."
  • [text] I didn’t mean to send those pictures!
  • "I think the condom broke."
  • "You know you like when I tease you."
  • "You’ve been a bad boy/girl."
  • "We should try adding a third person."
  • "You don’t have to be so gentle."
  • "Wrong hole!"
  • "Bend over."
  • "I’m never getting on my knees for you again."
  • You’re going to break me.”
  • "Fuck me."
  • "You belong to me."
  • "Harder."
  • "Punish me."
  • "I’m gonna cum!"

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ooc: I managed to get two drafts out like I hoped! ;w; And now for sleep. Night night.

violaceousblossom: There was a mass explosion, right on the wall that held in the village of Tatakaisu. There was a shout coming from the edge on the very top that held the red trees of Redwood Forest. "Attention all villagers! We have your village surrounded! I order you to bring forth your Kage immediately!". Yet, standing in the middle of a nearby street was that of an ash-haired woman who was in the process of unsheathing needles. "Why don't you go suck a fucking fuck you shit piece!" yelled Feng.

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uchiha00006:

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"Neh?!" An ebony crown snapped up immediately at the sound of the explosion, with sharp optics immediately looking towards the wall that guarded the village. The hark that came from what sounded like the top of the wall called for their Kage, and that their village was surrounded. Whether they meant both Madara and Xiu or simply one of the Kage was beyond him, but these invaders would get neither.

"She might be a pain, but Feng is definitely a worthy ally to have." Sasuke mumbled to himself as he made his way to the Uchiha compound. After warning the Uchiha clan, he would warn the Sen-Fong of the impending invasion, if Sakune hadn’t done so already, and then after that he would join Feng on the front lines. Who ever the invaders were, they were definitely no match against both Uchiha and the Sen-Fong, and if it was the Leaf, there’d be a one hundred percent chance Madara would immediately join the battle instead of waiting for the appropriate time. Of course Bolt and Flare would come to their master’s aid if Sasuke needed it, same with Obsidian and Atsu to Sakune.

These poor bastards had no idea who they were messing with.

“Okay okay, we can all have a dick measuring contest later to see who’s the best, but I’m pretty damn sure we win by default.” Feng spoke, wrapping an arm around that of the raven’s neck. “Oh, and his brother is on his way here too.” she spoke, leaning her head towards the teen next to herself with a devilish grin.

A cerulean eyed Sen-Fang gave a contained sigh at her daughter’s defense, and then looked to Madara who took the liberty of making his taller self known in the back of the three. At that time the very man in charge grabbed the woman’s wrist and held her back against his torso with a kunai, and she still smiled. Though this smile was almost pleased.

"My dear rose, it’s great to see you again.. How are you doing dear?" she spoke gently, and the man stiffened in confusion before the arm holding the kunai was sliced clean off from the torso. He screamed, and held his once usable arm with his free hand, and he ran screaming orders.

"I’m fine, mother.. Just excited to get a proper fight, and even out our odds with a couple of reinforcements." spoke Saku, who ha put her bloodied sword over her shoulder with the growls and arching of hand-made bows from reptilian-humanoids of red and green scales. Adorning skirts and breast plates of sliced stone, and few had nature-designed crowns while others had holes in their horns for ringed piercings.

"Feng." she started, and put a hand to her sibling’s shoulder. "I’m putting you in charge of the Sen-Fang as its queen.. I’m not cut out for it, and you have more excitement in work than I do. Mother, I can explain the details later, for now.. Let’s kick some ass." the rosette smirked, and looked at her former cousin as if she knew something. "Two of your favorite dragons are coming to serve aerial defense, their excited to see you again."

The scene before him folded out so quickly that he only caught bits and pieces. The idiotic lap dog before them had run off screaming as a severed arm flew through the air, with the person behind the action standing beside Xiu in an obviously mixed stance. To his surprise, the dragons that lived within the forest that surrounded Tatakaisu had joined in the fight against Konoha, then again, they had invaded their home, but to see them fighting alongside humans? That was new. But the biggest surprise came from his former cousin.

Had he heard Sakune correctly? She was giving up her title as Queen of her clan to Feng? Surely the ash haired woman wasn’t fit for the job as the rosette thought? …Or was she? Only time could tell. For now, such thoughts were brushed aside, seeing as Sakune was right. The finer details could be given later, for now, they had a village to protect.

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"Good. Bolt and Flare alongside Atsu and Obsidian will be perfect coverage while we and everyone else take to the ground." Was all he said before he darted forth, his sword already drawn and at the ready. When he was ready, he would end this invasion in a single blow with a certain technique of his, one that Bolt and Flare could aid in creating. Little did he know, within this flood of Konoha shinobi, was someone he knew that was aiming to find the raven for his own reasons.

targetingstars: A blue beam sparkled in a flash in the dark night sky, and cleared a patch of clouds that fogged the usually starry sky. A portion of the moon was visible as a mass blue sphere came through the entrance in the now illuminated sky and crashed into the Earth with an explosion of azure flames licking at the wildlife. An abnormal energy was erupted as the ice-like sphere cracked, undergoing the process of crumbling, and a pale hand limply poked out.

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uchiha00006:

A frown was potent upon a pallid visage as obsidian orbs scanned the darkened skies for any signs of the ethereal cobalt that lay hidden behind the clouds. Sadly there was nothing, even the moon was struggling to have its light protrude through the thickened mantle.

Just as he was going to call it a night and try again later, something caught his attention. Keen optics spotted a distinct blue streak falling from the jaded billows, jetting downward like a meteor. The rouge’s lithe form raced across the area, making sure he wouldn’t be hit once this thing crash landed. Once he was sure he was safe, the raven’s eyes trailed back towards the sky, which had finally dispersed the thick blanket of clouds to reveal the a vast array of stars. However, his attention was soon turned to the meteor, now a meteorite, that was now plowing through the very Earth for quite a distance before finally coming to a halt.

Normally, when a meteor crashes down to the planet, one would opt to run and wait until it was safe to check it out. Sasuke however, was hardly afraid and started to saunter closer towards the crashed sphere. This energy he felt…was it from the sphere? And those blue flames, ethereal, enough to cause the Uchiha to pause and admire them. To an Uchiha, fire is not to be feared in the slightest.

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"Hn!" A stance changed occurred from caution as the energy he sensed before erupted into the sky as the sphere, which was not a meteor, but rather something transparent, like glass or ice. Still, he continued to walk closer as this strange orb started to crumble. To his surprise, a thin, pale hand had flaccidly poked out from the remains of the crash. It looked…human, but surely it wasn’t if they fell from the sky?

Sasuke’s curiosity was peaked.

His own hand reached for the stranger’s, not knowing if they were dead or barely alive.

“They weren’t entirely human, but had the body.. It was all machine, and the use of guns that were advanced than our own. They had separate guns that fired beams to electrocute the nerves in a living body, and to paralyze the joints temporarily to either take you away or kill you on spot..” she spoke, reminiscing a little at herself being the eye witness.

"No one knew why they came, but they did.. They had large flying boats of mass machinery, while we only had jets and people with guns, tanks.. Our military was outnumbered in technology and preparation.. I attempted to stop them myself when I had entered the human realm.. Though, it wasn’t enough.. Too many were too much for myself.." she admitted and explained.

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Cerulean hues looked to the raven upon onyx eyes, and it made her curious in her open minded comments. “You look battle worn and mentally wandering.. Abyssal pools that suck you in, and never let you out.. Even light cannot advance its color spectrum…” she whispered to herself, and gave a look to her visage that just screamed “I’ll help you. I’ll be here.

"A black hole.. A star that has given its last breath, and evaded death.. To become… Powerful.." she concluded, and warily placed a hand on his shoulder in near consolation.

”.. You hide a storm.. I may not understand what may cause such a brew, but I can see it behind your eyes— You will be okay, for as constant as the stars above, I promise it.” she spoke, sincerity woven between hushed thoughts as she was still delved into her assumptions. “I apologize.. It isn’t my place…" she spoke, pulling away almost hurriedly in fear he may lash.

 Midnight optics widened curiously upon the girl’s comments. No one had ever been this accurate when it came to observing his personality. Most people brushed him off, saying he was a brat swayed by his emotions, or that he was a heartless monster. But there was more to this broken boy than what meets the eye, and Kuroi was one of the so very few who managed to see the pain that haunted his somber frame.
'A star that has given its last breath and evaded death to become powerful. A black hole.'
It was so precise that he couldn’t and wouldn’t argue with the remark. Her visage transitioned into a more subtle and soft expression while a hand had been placed upon his shoulder. A solemn mien graced the raven’s pallid features not only at her gestures, but at the comments she uttered afterward. He wasn’t angry in the slightest.
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"You managed to make such an accurate observation and yet we have only known one another for a few short hours. So few people have managed to achieve such a notion, but it took them years." The raven’s tone was stoic, and yet so astute. "However, your assumption is wrong. I will never be okay, not fully anyways.”

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